Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”
We. All. DIED.
I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
They’re gonna evolve into cutie pies one day <3
THAT FUCKING MAGIKARP THOUGH.))
Some details I think people are missing!
1. Vaporeon!Eevee wants Magikarp to bite its tail so it will have a fish-tail!
2. Flareon!Eevee has a Joltik on its head.
3. Leafeon!Eevee is using a Bellsprout for its leaf ears.